Stirile zilei, de la The Spoof:
>The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, say police.
>In a desperate bid to relaunch her dramatic slide in the opinion polls, Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany has indicated that she would be pressing for the restitution of Germany‘s lost territories at the end of the last World War.
>Obama leads Clinton, McCain among urban, suburban and turban voters.
ACTUALIZAT. Pentru ceva de pe la Romanica, intrati aici.